I'm not feeling well and asked Connor and Natalie to treat me gently this afternoon.
"Why don't you feel well?" Connor asked.
"My head aches. My joints hurt. My eyes hurt. I'm tired."
"It sounds like 'Arthur eye dis,'" Dr. Natalie professed.
"How do you know about arthritis?" Has she been reading medical journals?
"Well, not much. Just that old people have it, and it makes their backs hurt."
😐
"I don't think that's it," Connor countered. "For one, Mommy didn't say anything about her back hurting."
What? Not a word about the "old people" part, buddy?
"I think Mommy is just Seriously Wrong," he decided.
I, for one, hope that Seriously Wrong is curable.
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